itsnotoveryet

inhale the good, exhale the bad
Dentist:*stabs you in your chest*
Dentist:You're bleeding because you don't floss.
guys:uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys:ew fat chicks
guys:why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys:ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys:why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys:oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys:haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys:a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys:why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys:oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

chanandlerb0ng:

“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude

(via nouvell-e)

inra1nbows:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

OH MY GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW!??!?!?!?

(Source: jesscookie, via h-u-m-o-u-r)

well-thats-ood:

Someone on Facebook just said that Les Mis was a good movie, but a little too long. 

EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 

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(via jess-what)